"You'll never be cool so stop trying." -Gerard Way

whats the point of living life if it just contradicts?

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Anonymous asked: TIME FOR A RIDDLE: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

phanmyass:

A seatbelt :p
(I knew this one already muahahhahahha)

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serration:

I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

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parcmore:

throwback to my monumentour show/my first concert ever because im getting emotional thinking about it tonight also sorry i look gross